In preparation for Pesach, mom asks Roy to help clean up… Roy says: "What am I, a korban Pesach?" Always a sacrifice? "🌬 what did the compass for the traveler say? "Go to hell!" 🧘🏻 ♂ One man walks down the street and shakes a cart with a screaming baby. The man does not cease to mumble: "Calm down Uzi," you have approached them: she smiles at the baby and in the face of the baby having a pink ribbon on her head she turns to the man and asks him: "What kind of father calls his daughter Uzi?" The father's season: "Mrs. Uzi this is me" Moshe goes to a psychologist and says: Listen, I don't sleep nights every night I dream that dream in a dream I'm nowhere, and Molly has a door on the door registered something I push and push and she never opens "the psychologist asks: what does it say on the door? Moshe: Pull… 🧐 One day comes an inspector of the Asylum for criticism. He asks the supervisor how they know they don't put normal people in. Says he's in charge: "We show them a bath full of water, give them a spoon and a bucket and tell them to empty the water." The supervisor says, "I understand, the madman will take out the water with the spoon and the normal would bring the water with the bucket." The supervisor laughs and says: "No, normal will just get the cork out." Do you want a room with a view or no view?