Jokes and joy in honor of Adar

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Only an Israeli kills Jack and says die will be a dog! 🐶

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Only an Israeli will call his friend home and ask him where he ❓ 😀
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Being an Israeli is to taste all the delicious olive pickles in the super and in the end not to buy anything.
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Being an Israeli is to start beeping when the light changes to yellow…
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"אוויר🔅 Purifier is the scariest thing in the house you splatter up." And you have 3 seconds to escape before everything falls עליך😔😕
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"No one who didn't play bowling and started moving like a moron to try to move the ball."
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"A true Israeli is one who will buy חולצה👕 at 300 shekels and 👖 Joe at 600 shekels but if you stick a ⃣ on the machine of the gums the whole mall on your feet"
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The kid hasn't even been born to smoke when they have these fumes in the winter.
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When something falls on you when you open the most fun freezer to push it and close fast and fall on the next victim,
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"No one in life who has completed a complete eraser always ✂ or is abused."
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"All the perfumes in the world come down after a few hours." But קלמנטינה🍊…
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"My cell phone fell from the third floor and broke, it turns out that flying ✈ is not what I thought…"
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"You know that you are coming to open the freezer, take out a גלידה🍧 box, put some טוב🎥 movie… And then they find out mom froze rice from a month ago…
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"Grandma יקרה👵, you don't have to lick your fingers ✋ you pass תמונות📱 on the iphone"
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"I don't understand why a power company wastes so much money on advertisements." Say I'm not happy what am I going to do to the batteries?
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Only when you heat something in a microwave, you find out how many things can be done in 50 seconds.
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"What's the point of the pizza ⚪, serving it in ◾ square carton and cutting it into triangles?"
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"Even if you tried to find דאודורנט🚿 and did not succeed, the most important thing not to raise ידיים🙌"
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"Whoever goes in the head is raised…" He has no אייפון📱. "
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"Life is like a banana." Even when they רקובים😷, mom says it's דבש🍯.
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"Rain ☔ is like a stand-up comedian: have fun watching, but when he starts to get down on you it's no longer נעים😔."
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Pass on to all your contacts so they'll laugh at it!
A smile has not hurt anyone 😃
Don't forget to rejoice 😊😚
Happy Maple Month!!!

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